I almost had a heart attack

Dear Dear Author,

That crap was not funny....okay maybe a little but I almost had a heart attack until I read through the whole thing. To pretend to be closing down shop to become an agent is cruel and unusual treatment. All I can say is wow. This really must have taken a lot of planning and any free time you still possessed. What I found most entertaining were the fake queries in the comments section. That crap was hilarious. Happy April fools Dear Author!